This Guy Shares The Weirdest Story Of How He Met His Wife And It Starts With a Murder

Think you have a good story when people ask you how you and your significant other met? Well, you don't. People on twitter can't get over this morbidly hilarious love story told by twitter user @sixthformpoet who shared how he met his wife. The saga starts off sad (with his father's death), then twists so many times and ends up being the meet-cute story of the year. 

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    Text - sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet Follow ONE My dad died. Classic start to a funny story. He was buried in a small village in Sussex. I was really close to my dad so I visited his grave a lot. I still do. [DON'T WORRY, IT GETS FUNNIER.] 2:52 am 9 Jun 2019 238,209 Retweets 549,577 Likes
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    Text - sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet Follow I always took flowers and my mum visited a lot and she always took flowers and my grandparents were still alive then and they always took flowers. My dad's grave frequently resembled a solid third place at the Chelsea Flower Show. 2:52 am 9 Jun 2019 3,032 Retweets 50,111 Likes
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    Text - sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet Follow Nice but I felt bad for the guy buried next to my dad. He NEVER had flowers. Died on Christmas Day aged 37, no one left him flowers and now there's a pop- up florist in the grave next door. So I started buying him flowers. I STARTED BUYING FLOWERS FOR A DECEASED MAN I'D NEVER MET 2:52 am - 9 Jun 2019 3,115 Retweets 56,957 Likes
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    Text - sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet Follow I did this for quite some time, but I never mentioned it to anyone. It was a little private joke with myself, I was making the world a better place one bunch of flowers at a time. I know it sounds weird but I came to think of him as a friend. 2:52 am - 9 Jun 2019 2,794 Retweets 52,222 Likes
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    Text - sixthformpoet Follow @sixthformpoet I wondered if there was a hidden connection between us, something secretly drawing me to him. Maybe we went to the same school, played for the same football club or whatever. So I googled his name, and ten seconds later I found him. 2:52 am - 9 Jun 2019 2,692 Retweets 46,350 Likes
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    Text - sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet Follow His wife didn't leave him flowers BECAUSE HE'D MURDERED HER. ON CHRISTMAS DAY. After he murdered his wife, he murdered her parents too. And after that he jumped in front of the only train going through Balcombe tunnel that Christmas night. 2:52 am 9 Jun 2019 3,468 Retweets 58,618 Likes
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    Text - sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet Follow THAT was why no one ever left him flowers. No one except me, of course. I left him flowers. I left him flowers every couple of weeks. Every couple of weeks FOR TWO AND A HALF YEARS. 2:52 am 9 Jun 2019 3,064 Retweets 61,279 Likes
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    Text - sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet Follow I felt terrible for his wife and her parents. Now, I wasn't going to leave them flowers every couple of weeks for two and a half years but I did feel like l owed them some sort of apology. 2:52 am - 9 Jun 2019 2,726 Retweets 48,919 Likes
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    Text - sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet Follow I found out where they were buried, bought flowers and drove to the cemetery. As I was standing at their graves mumbling apologies, a woman appeared behind me. She wanted to know who I was and why I was leaving flowers for her aunt and grandparents. AWKWARD 2:52 am - 9 Jun 2019 3,101 Retweets 60,454 Likes
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    Text - sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet Follow I explained and she said ok that's weird but quite sweet. I said thanks, yes it is a bit weird and oh god I ASKED HER OUT FOR A DRINK. Incredibly, she said yes. Two years later she said yes again when I asked her to marry me because that is how I met my wife. [END] 2:52 am - 9 Jun 2019 24,377 Retweets 435,394 Likes
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    Text - Jeanna Louise Skinner the book boyfriend Follow @JeannaLStars Replying to @sixthformpoet Four funerals and a wedding? 3:19 am - 9 Jun 2019 59 Retweets 2,645 Likes
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    Text - Machelle Anderson Follow @macanders73 Replying to @sixthformpoet Dang! Now I have to buy his book! Such a great writer... 6:04 pm 10 Jun 2019
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    Text - Lady Janie Geek @LadyJanieGeek Follow Replying to @sixthformpoet This has to be a contender for the greatest "how I met my wife" story 3:32 am 9 Jun 2019 1,499 Retweets 39,965 Likes
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    Product - geoff foden @hangerhead Follow Replying to @LadyJanieGeek @WingsScotland @sixthformpoet Do either of you live in fear of Christmas Day? 5:57 am 9 Jun 2019 59 Retweets 5,323 Likes 23
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    Text - Mec Facile Follow @Samuspectral Replying to @hangerhead @LadyJanieGeek and 2 others Well, I hope you will not take 9 season to explain to your kids "how I met your mother" 6:14 am - 9 Jun 2019 214 Retweets 9,479 Likes
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